Beam Me The Fuck Up - Canvas Shopping Bag

When Earth is doing too much and you're ready to teleport.
This premium heavyweight structured canvas tote (407gsm) features:

• Bold original slogan: “beam me the fuck up”
• Printed in the UK with eco-friendly inks
• Structured base and side panels
• Cotton shoulder straps (61cm) — long, comfy, and strong
• Internal slip pocket
• Cosmic chaos. Ground control not required.